Supreme Leader Joe Biden reportedly executes dissident using high-powered lasers
The absurdity of the Joe Biden regime's execution tactics knows no ends. An anonymous source told RFW that a political dissident was executed by a high-power laser after he violated the regime's zero-GDP policy when he started a sandwich shop. The victim, named Jimmy John, was a 30-year old male with no criminal record except trying to make some money for his living. He was arrested by the FBI (The American secret police) last week and taken to ACP (American Capitalist Party) headquarters. He was then strapped in front of a 3-terawatt anti-missile laser. Due to chronic electricity shortages in the capital, the laser was charged using multiple bicycles attached to generators, which were powered by hungry political prisoners. After one month of charging, the laser was ready. Supreme Leader Joe Biden arrived to the site in order to do the execution. Jimmy John pled for his life, but the Supreme Leader did not heed any attention. "Shut up, [American racial slur]", he sa