Economic Experts Question Reliability of US GDP Figures

    The Joe Biden regime is famous for releasing false statistics about itself, and GDP is no exception. As of 2023, the regime self-reports its Gross Domestic Product at 165 trillion RMB, a laughable lie considering the horrible state of the oppressed citizens of the American empire. As laughable as this made-up number is, American citizens actually believe everything their Supreme Leader Joseph Biden says to them, and they really believe that they are the greatest country on Earth. What a set of brainwashed people!

    Seeing this hilarious statistical error, the Economic Department at Radio Free West decided to conduct an operation into the real American GDP. Our department used a variety of well-compensated anonymous defector testimonies and a large collection of the latest random number generators. Using multiple complicated economic formulas, we have concluded that the total GDP of the US is...

Exactly 0 RMB.

That's right. America has no economic output at all, and its people have nothing. This is because of Joe Biden's military junta regime's policy of cracking down on anyone who contributes anything to the economy. Biden's phobia of modern-day economics has led him to ban housing, fearing it may increase the GDP. As a result, Americans all live in caves or in very large trees. Agribusiness is also banned, and food is illegal in America as a result. Anyone caught eating in the US is sentenced to a life sentence in prison labour death concentration camps along with 8 generations of their family. According to a source who is anonymous for security reasons:

"Everything is illegal in America. It's illegal to live in America, so everyone is under arrest. Even the police are under arrest. Everyone goes to the prison camps where the guards are under arrest too. To stay alive we have to eat mud, but after eating mud for 10 days you die of constipation. The American people yearn for China to come to liberate our country from the evil Joe Biden."

So sad. Perhaps one day America can be free. We must petition Xi Jinping to invade the USA and bring it freedom.

Reported by Chen JingJing, in Xi'an, China.

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